|Oily/Fatty Snacks:||Kale, leafy greens.|
|Soda/Carbonated Drinks:||Actual, literal bubbles.|
|Sweet Tea:||A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.|
|Ice:||The sweet release of death.|
To all the Brown Boys and Girls
Sorry about your second grade teacher mispronouncing your name
"Uh, what is it? Abe….Ahh….Abhishek?"
Sorry about the lunches your Ma packed
that only ended up in the trash
"Ewww Gandhi, what the fuck are you eating? Smells like SHIT."
Sorry to Dev, You were…
White people act like Martin Luther King Jr was Jesus and died for their racist sins
THAT WILL PREACH
History, University of Waterloo
Actual thesis title: “We have to decide for ourselves as Indian people”: Aboriginal Participation during the Mackenzie Valley Pipeline Inquiry, 1975-1976